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This Journal has been rated NC-17 for language, sexual situations and violence.

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A girl who refused to leave behind the capitalization that she had known for so long.

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Things you should know about me:

* I miss my Wonder Woman underoos.

* Would love to be a villain, but this conscience chip they've installed in me won't let me.

* Superman is totally my boyfriend, but please don't tell anyone.

* Once had a three way with Jack Sparrow and Indiana Jones.

* Wrecked the Millenium Falcon while drag racing with Vader's Tie Fighter.

* Owe a lot of money to Jabba the Hutt. Bounty hunters aren't welcome here.

* Owner & operator of magic toes.

* Once represented Kermit the Frog in his divorce from Miss Piggy. I Cochraned the case and played the race card. It ain't easy bein' green.

* Had sex with Spider-Man in a subway car.

* Popped a cap in Vader's ass when he stole my fish sandwich. Then I cut him.

LiveJournal Trading Cards Paid Account Edition blondeheroine User Number: 805496 Date Created:2002-12-08 Number of Posts: 286 SCF (that C's for crazy) seeks companionship of dozens of lj addicted surfers who upon a click of a button become friends, fellow conversationalists and sometimes unwilling confidants. Prefers companions who understand her need to be geeky and ranty all at the same time. Beings with eight legs need not apply. Strengths: quirky sense of humor, creative, friendly, geeky, understanding, open minded, able to leap one foot in a single bound Weaknesses: bitchy, paranoid, ranty, pessimistic (at times), quirky sense of humor, likes to sleep too much, head in the clouds Special Skills: writing, dreaming, filmmaking, web design, kung fu hiccuping, super speed typing, event planning, boob extraordinare, geek living, crafty bitch Weapons: hiccups, nails, supersharp pinky toe, my mind, super strength burps and the most important - my pen, my camera and my computer Personal Mottos: "There are those who live in fear and those who live with fear." - Me. "Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

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