Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:02:41 GMT

11:57 My review of "Michael Jackson's This Is It" - tinyurl.com/yfmtgna #
12:29 @moonchick Awesome. Thanks! It really is enjoyable. Not what I had thought it would be (thankfully). #

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:02:52 GMT

12:44 Why do women cry when their dude proposes when they know damn well they've been stealthily badgering his ass over it for months/years? LAME. #
15:56 Now that I'll buy. LOL RT @Asta77: @blondeheroine Because the ring is smaller than they thought it would be? #

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Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:04:00 GMT

16:18 petition @repjohnbarrow to follow @jaredpolis and publicly support #netneutrality act.ly/ph RT to sign #actly #

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Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:05:13 GMT

21:00 @wilw HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SHELDON (AND HIS MEE-MAW). No moon pies for you EVER. ;) #
21:04 RT @wendilynnmakeup: Tonight's #HEROES Episode a "MUST WATCH" according to Entertainment Weekly. greggrunberg.com RT #

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Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:03:41 GMT

01:09 @kessho Hey! Thank you for the Halloween card! One of these days, I'm going to get back into card sending myself. It was gorgeous! #
01:10 Sorry I've been away for so long guys. I think my brain has been rewired by work and Mafia Wars. #
01:11 However, I know all my glambert followers have been enjoying the new photos and song! The BFF mentioned in my review can't stop...(con't) #
01:11 ...talking about them! #
01:12 Will be seeing Paranormal Activity, Zombieland and (get this) Near Dark next week. Almost as excited about ND as I am any of them! #
01:12 BTW - this is what your tweets look like on migraine meds. Like Beavis when he's the Great Cornholio. #
01:17 AAAAAAAAAAU7.LI5T.A23 < -----Tweet by my cat. #
01:17 @KimberleyBelton Hey! Did I Miss it? #

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Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:01:57 GMT

15:10 #cigna employee flips off mother off dead daughter who was denied coverage: bit.ly/a004W #

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Sun, 04 Oct 2009 05:01:29 GMT

14:52 "Praise Team?" What the hell is that? Answers better involve balls. #
17:29 Must be some cockroach - Bite your head off, man. #
17:44 @fortyseven I'll take the next one. #
18:35 Ann Coulter's vagina? RT @BurntToastDiner: I'm about to boldly go "Where No Man Has Gone Before"! #
18:41 Best trailer of 2012 EVER. I can't stop laughing. bit.ly/1o7Rv #

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Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:01:33 GMT

03:18 @fortyseven That right there makes me glad I was never a Doctor Who fan. #

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Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:02:07 GMT

15:11 Hey flute, why do you suck so hard? #

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Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:01:38 GMT

14:43 Get your fresh new Adam Lambert news! bit.ly/hMdH5 #
14:47 @simonpegg You'll get used to it. I still tweet to myself constantly. #
15:14 @peachesdiva I seriously did a double take. It makes him look very different to me! #
15:16 Okay, the official Disney account just tweeted a link to this. I don't want to retweet, because I don't want them to realize they just... #
15:17 (con't) tweeted to a non-licensed product. However, I think it's awesome. bit.ly/2ovuFa #
15:17 (con't) Is it too much to hope that they're lightening up on pop art? #
15:26 @matildazq I know! So creative! And I love that Disney actually tweeted a link to it. I'm still in a bit of shock. We know how they can get. #
17:10 Who is this dickhead who is texting me about winning movie passes? #
17:12 Waiting for numbers to update. Hoping they're not disappointing. #
18:08 I just got the sweetest comment on an article. That always makes me feel warm and toasty. #
22:02 Voted best tweet of the day by me. RT @StevenGlassman: QotD: "I farted and gave you asthma!" #

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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:01:36 GMT

00:21 @heroes It's getting more interesting, but I really do hope that the Tracey storyline isn't that big. It's just not that interesting. #
00:34 Oh dear god. Really? Why? Is it bite sized? RT @digitalspy: Showbiz - Verne Troyer announces autobiography tr.im/A4aG #
01:11 @crystalmckinney Are you drinking alone?? #
01:12 @crystalmckinney Oh nevermind. You're at seminar. You're being randy with all those crazy folks. #
01:18 @Pink Anyone who boos that song just can't handle the truth. To quote Jack. #
03:05 Automatic door FAIL! Awesome. bit.ly/15JNtB #
17:39 Hugh Jackman goes Wolverine on cell phone owner. Warning: Hotness ensues: bit.ly/22ieMe #
18:40 @crystalmckinney Whore. #
22:09 @crystalmckinney Ho! #

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Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:00:24 GMT

16:05 @simonpegg just found @carrieffisher. Pee Wee Herman & Carrie Fisher in a matter of days? 4 year old me just did a very clumsy sumersault. #

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Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:00:22 GMT

00:34 RT @fortyseven @BreakingNews: Conan O'Brien injured taping skit for Tonight Show; production halted & was rushed to the hospital reports E!. #

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Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:00:31 GMT

16:06 Spammers who tweet to me with links to escort services need to DIAF. #
17:58 JK Rowling has a twitter account! Although, she admits she will not be tweeting much. Sad face. @jk_rowling #
18:18 @brucix I thought baking soda cured swine flu. Are you telling me I have faulty information? #
20:03 @shutupjosh ROTFL No punching the kitty! #
20:06 I see the trending topics have been hi-jacked again. #
21:05 @ariedana I don't know. It's ridiculous. Twitter needs a better algorithm so people can't hack this shit. #
21:07 @Asta77 I'm all for a better algorithm, personally. When the same people tweet incessantly with the same hashtags, throw out their "numbers" #
21:07 @Asta77 Con't. And when I click on a hashtag in the TT and see people tweeting the same tag 4 times in one Tweet, give them a tag demerit. #
21:07 Or something of that nature. #
21:16 A very famous someone on Twitter just used the word hubby. I wish I could kill that word. #
21:17 It's nap time. People are annoying me. #
21:18 @crystalmckinney Lily. Whoever she is. I'm too tired and bitchy to remember her name. #

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Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:00:28 GMT

00:44 DWTS paid tribute to Patrick Swayze tonight. The end choked me up a bit: bit.ly/Nf0Zn #
00:45 @tylershields WHOA! Godric! Thanks for the rec. Your shots are amazing. #
00:46 RT @SciFiTweetn: Whatever you do, don't buy a Nintendo Wii right now! bit.ly/vPXXK #
00:46 @KimberleyBelton Me too! Seriously - more shows that EVER. #
14:25 Amazing and sad. RT @fortyseven: Lost Vegas: is.gd/3Dzod #
18:04 RT @hensoncompany: On what would've been Jim Henson's 73rd birthday, a great tribute to his life and work: bit.ly/3BGUL #

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Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:00:34 GMT

20:52 RT @diablocody: Wait, @PeeWeeHerman is verified? Wow. This is a game-changer. #
20:52 FML! RT @wilw: Sitting at a table with the whole Big Bang cast and hearing them read the script from start to finish? AWESOME. So awesome. #
20:53 @Asta77 I haven't watched today's ep, but ILU so hard for hating pregnancy storylines as much as I do. #
20:53 ROTFL! RT @fortyseven: RT @fullbright: hey @glennbeck you're an awful person, cheers #
20:59 @Asta77 Aw shit. I'm still pissed about The Office. Now this? I swear to god, they're out to kill me. #
21:42 There are no new tweets from @johncmayer - I am disappoint. #
21:46 What my first drafts usually look like: "This instrumental theme does (something). While uplifting and (something), it does not (something). #
21:48 I hate when people say "hubby" instead of "husband." I mean, seriously. I hate and loathe it. I want to kill it and feed it to my dragon. #
21:51 I want to tweet to Pee Wee Herman. Wait. Correction. My 10 year old self wants to tweet to Pee Wee Herman. Hold momentarily. #
21:52 @PeeWeeHerman: If I name my favorite chair "Chairy," will I be infringing on your copyright? Please advise. #
21:52 Okay. My 10 year old self just hyperventilated a little. #
21:53 I swear to god, if they tell me I can tweet to Skeletor and Optimus Prime next week, I will explode with happiness. #
21:56 You know, I really should have asked about Cowboy Curtis. I've been worried about him ever since he left The Matrix. #
21:56 @RobKC65 I live to serve the masses. It is my albatross. #
22:01 Fact: Christina Hendricks could solve world hunger. When you figure this out, pat yourself on the back. Or the chest. #
22:04 @moonchick Gurrrrrrl, you know it's true. #
22:08 So, I'm doing an article for a client on unique wedding songs. I want to list "I Will Follow You Into the Dark," is it too dark? Seriously. #
22:14 I just accidentally wrote "Phantom of the Oprah." Will one of the songs be "Sweet Potatoes?" Set to the tune of "Music of the Night?" #
22:14 Or maybe "The sweet potatoes of the opera are here....inside your bowl." #
22:24 I'm sure this is true of my tweets as well, but sometimes, I look at others tweets and have no idea what in the hell is going on. #
22:25 @mari_ness Ha! Oddly enough, my Tweet deck isn't showing anything from you in the last hour. Oh wait.... #
22:26 ROTFL RT @mari_ness: @blondeheroine :: sings :: Night time, fry time, heightens each sensation, oil stirs and wakes imagination... #
22:27 Tweet Deck is on notice. #
22:28 One of my BFFs informed me this weekend (HI KIM! LUV YOU!) that the reason @ZacharyQuinto doesn't tweet very much is because.... #
22:28 (con't) he's just too sexy and spends most of his time doing stuff that uber sexy people do. This explains so much about my life. #
22:30 Obviously, tonight, I am being very unsexy. If my sexy dwindles with each tweet, I am at the Buddy Hackett stage now. #
22:32 Shut up, spammer a-holes. Google is not hiring workers. Hookers maybe, but not workers. #
22:35 @moonchick Are you trying to tell me Stars Hollow has now become teen vampireville? #
22:36 Okay, my "all friends" on TD is no longer updating. "mentions" shows a tweet that is not shown in friends even though the same user has 1... #
22:37 tweet there. I think it's official. Tweet Deck is tweetblocking me. Or something. Whatever the twitter version of cockblocking would be. #
22:40 Oh right. I'm losing track of my witches and vampires. Either way, it hurts my feelings and they must be stopped. #
22:40 @moonchick NOOOOOOOO. LUKE WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT. (And I loved Luke for that) #
22:40 I just forgot to @ reply to @moonchick. So, um, yeah. #
22:47 @moonchick Seriously. I agreed with so many of his rants. #
22:56 @moonchick Lukeisms. A seriously missed merchandising opportunity. #
23:00 @moonchick Sadly, they missed so much with that show. I mean, I want to LIVE in Stars Hollow. #
23:12 Lost's new viral online game: www.lostuniversity.org/ #
23:20 Wow. I actually got 18/23 on the Lost U "Placement Test." I was certain I missed more than half. I still have my geek cred. #
23:31 @attorneyrobert Don't worry. I kept thinking the same thing every time I saw a commercial for that movie. #

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Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:00:23 GMT

21:29 Kill them all!!! I am horrified! RT @queenanthai: bit.ly/2weAdz KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT OH GOD PLEASE KILL IT #
21:59 @jameskysonlee Considering the church girls I've known in my life, that's not a very good compliment. /Former church girl. #
22:04 WOW. Via @fortyseven - gizmodo.com/5365299 - I WANT IT. #
22:08 Wow. Wil Wheaton is going to be on an upcoming episode of Big Bang Theory. #
22:20 @peachesdiva Seriously! Can't wait to see what the storyline is. #
22:33 @peachesdiva Agreed. I definitely think it will be ST related. And maybe even Twitter related. Can't wait! #
22:48 Tired. Going to bed. #

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Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:02:35 GMT

10:48 Yes. I tweeted to that Kris Allen guy for my friend. Bite me. #
13:50 @crystalmckinney That's what I'm going to say to ZQ. I'm going to see if it works. #
13:59 @crystalmckinney I will alert you of my progress. Are you in Branson, yet? #
13:59 @StevenGlassman TY for the explanation. :) #
13:59 @RobKC65 Hee. I will let them know! :) #
14:54 @rustyrockets Come to Tenn. I'll instruct everyone to bathe in oil before they put on their cowboy hats so you'll be similarly impressed. #
14:57 They are playing #
14:58 Um oops. They are playing To Wong Foo on TV. I loved that movie. #

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Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:03:17 GMT

23:22 @krisallen4real - Did you start the Kick Awesome thing or did the motorcycle place in Conway start it (i.e. the billboard)? #
23:26 @krisallen4real - It's my birthday. Can you tweet to my best friend for my birthday (yup)? Her name is @crystalmckinney. Please :D #
23:30 @StevenGlassman Okay, what is a steamroller? #

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Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:00:46 GMT

01:31 Well, shit. Igers says no plans on a Captain EO return: bit.ly/3NscDy #
21:42 @drnigelc (about Captain EO) IMO, that's kinda cowardly. Hopefully, he will buck up and listen to the fans. #
22:00 @drnigelc At this point, it's moot. The man is dead and fans have been wanting it back for years. Business is risk. And didn't this man.. #
22:00 @drnigelc (con't)....just buy Marvel? And he's afraid of a couple of ninnies? Did he lose his pair over the weekend? #
22:02 @drnigelc I know I'm being crass about it, but damn. This will probably be our last chance at EO while the MJ love is at fever pitch. :p #
22:16 Pepsi or Coke?? Scroll down to answer. bit.ly/NZtAZ #
23:00 @queenanthai Yup. Looks like when I had to give Smat a bath after her vet visit. That was one pissed off cat. #

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Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:00:50 GMT

00:08 Kanye meme madness. Why didn't I think of this? bit.ly/3zXoiN #
18:25 RT @queenanthai: bit.ly/5Z1Dd BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. #
18:53 Anyone know if this is all I need for Comic-Con attendance next year? Seems awful cheap: bit.ly/343oH #
18:59 @queenanthai ROTFL. See, I could have seen Johnny Depp this year cuz EVERYONE was at the friggin Twilight panel. DAMMIT. #
19:33 Holy shit. Must remember demo tomorrow! RT @fortyseven: Holy...holy...holy shit this is epic: is.gd/3m5Qm #
20:11 Wow. There's a lot of past Heroes' cast members on Glee. Elle Bishop's dad, Claire's real mom and Hiro's former love interest. #
20:17 @SwtJenn www.fox.com/glee/ #
20:18 @crystalmckinney He is so fug to me. It's true. #
20:23 @crystalmckinney I think he's just too white bread for me. Very boring. #
20:23 @KimberleyBelton FUG. FUG to the max. #
20:24 @blondeheroine Wait! I'm not done! He looks like he should be driving a church bus. #
20:25 That last tweet should have been an @KimberleyBelton reply. #
20:25 @crystalmckinney You'd like it. I hear John C. Reilly is pastor. #
20:26 @KimberleyBelton ROTFL #
20:29 @crystalmckinney He used to be on your "He's not hot, but I find him hot" list. #
20:32 @crystalmckinney That ain't sayin' much! #
20:33 Love Happens? Or Crap Happens? I think it's the second. #
20:35 @crystalmckinney What? #
20:37 @LeapingBear Nah. Just looks like a rotten movie. :) #
20:37 @crystalmckinney Nah. You'll still be Lambert's girl. :) #
20:39 Crystal and I relate to the girl who is singing on Glee right now. #
20:41 ROTFL Exactly RT @crystalmckinney: @blondeheroine So, so very much! I don't wanna bust any windows at this point, but it could happen. #
20:49 I still prefer Shatner's version of "I Wanna Sex You Up" #
20:52 Dude. It is epic. Respect. RT @crystalmckinney: @blondeheroine You would! #
20:56 He's n luv! RT @crystalmckinney: Thanks, btdubs. Now, I have his talk-y version in my head! Why was Kirk climbing the mountain? #

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Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:01:12 GMT

12:42 @LeapingBear I liked 300, too. In fact, it's been the only movie I've really enjoyed him in. #
12:43 @StevenGlassman Thanks. :p #
12:43 OK, everyone. Love Heroes? Hate Heroes? Go here and sound off on Heroes, Sylar and everyone else: bit.ly/3JgcFi #
16:53 President Obama calls Kanye a jackass. I love this so much! bit.ly/1fK8U #
17:14 @queenanthai In complete agreement. :D #
22:34 @squidbat Thank you! :) #

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Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:02:38 GMT

19:55 I am "live blogging" (kinda) the VMAs at Examiner: bit.ly/DsbB0 #
20:30 Please let Russell Brand rip Kanye West a new asshole. #
20:30 For the love of all that is holy, please. #
20:47 Tell me what you think of Kanye West's behavior at the VMAs. #vmas bit.ly/PJOkR #
21:03 #kanyeisadouche #
21:03 @peanutbrittle00 Trending that shit! Great idea. Thanks. :) #
21:04 @pink You're a goddess among women. #
21:14 RT @Pink: My heart goes out to taylor swift. She is a sweet and talented girl and deserved her moment. She should know we all love her. #
21:14 I just retweeted the wrong tweet. #
21:14 RT @Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me. #
21:20 I knew that, but I think it bears repeating. RT @crystalmckinney: @blondeheroine Did you know #Kanyeisadouche ? #
21:21 Okay, no girl shall wear pants on tonight's VMAs apparently. #
21:22 RT @michcoll: Also they should give a VMA to whoever waxes Beyonce. Always a stellar job. #VMAs #
21:22 This song just isn't the same without Justin T, Adam S and Bobby M. #
21:25 RT @michcoll: Beyonce PLEASE MOVE THE MIC AWAY FROM RANDOM BLONDE AUDIENCE MEMBER THANK U -- "Ears" #VMAs #
21:25 @michcoll is becoming my favorite Tweeter. Thanks to @crystalmckinney for pointing out she had a twitter. #
21:27 RT @diablocody: I think I just saw Beyonce's Fallopian tubes. #
21:31 @DeniseJacquelin I realize this. #
21:33 Kanye just got booed. #kanyeisadouche #
21:34 @michcoll I think someone just got mad at me for retweeting you. It's crazy talk! #
21:44 @crystalmckinney is seeing Muse right now, but she's thinking about Adam Lambert. #
21:47 @crystalmckinney But it's true, isn't it? :p #
21:48 This has nothing to do with anything, but for some reason, I want to start shipping Peter Petreilli and Sylar. #
21:49 @peachesdiva I'm dreaming that he beats his ass back stage. Is that so wrong? :p #
22:14 Lady Gaga's face fell in some ramen noodles. #
22:15 Beyonce FTW. #
22:18 Dear Kanye, learn some class from Beyonce. #kanyeisadouche #
22:21 @michcoll YW. The show was so much better with you. You officially trump the MTV correspondents on this one. #
22:27 @mari_ness Gonzo, FTW! #
22:28 RT @Pink: Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her 2.Its not her fault at all, & her & taylor did their thing. & douche bag got kickd out. HA #
22:32 @mari_ness Crap. That's right. Hmm. Fozzie? #
22:50 @KimberleyBelton bit.ly/37y6AZ #
22:52 RT @NYDNgossip: So true RT @ddlovato: And the world fell in love with Beyonce. All over again. :) #
22:53 @Deenazavgg7 Google is not hiring people to work from home. Fail. #
23:17 Yup. He totally did. RT @KimberleyBelton: @blondeheroine oh no he DID NOT!!!! #kanyeisadouche #
23:18 Just rewatched the Michael Jackson tribute. Seeing 2 of my childhood idols - Madonna & Janet Jackson back on stage at the MTV is surreal.... #
23:18 .....especially considering the reason. #
23:21 @LeapingBear Kanye debacle: bit.ly/37y6AZ #
23:35 Totally agree. RT @LeapingBear: Ahh Ok I understand now, Thank you Kelly, and Kanye is a piece of Freeze dried Sh*T for that preschool move #
23:37 @ariedana But didn't you know, Kanye is the best thing since Elvis? #kanyeisadouche #
23:44 Word. RT @ariedana: Kanye can't even get on a stage without autotune. He's not all that and a bag of chips on his good days. #kanyeisadouche #

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Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:03:07 GMT

06:02 I hate today. I always hate today. I'm doing an article on 9-11 in pop culture, but I really hate this day. #
07:41 I'm finally going to bed now (yes) and sleep through most of the tribute coverage. Here's the 911 pop culture article: bit.ly/16LoqV #

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Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:04:57 GMT

00:11 @fortyseven That is ssome BS if I've ever heard it. So glad I live in a free country - despite its shortcomings, I prefer democracy. #
00:12 I have become so seriously obsessed with shuttle launches, etc. I am already planning a trip to Kennedy to do the astronaut school. #
00:13 @KimberleyBelton Oh no! I have Glee on DVR for later. I have the wasp on kill list for later, too. #
00:16 I took a different kind of pain reliever today (for pain - not recreation). I feel like I'm going to shoot through the roof. #
00:23 @KimberleyBelton I was too out of it to watch it tonight, so I'll probably watch it sometime tomorrow. Been looking forward to it. #
02:07 If someone lived for 1000s of years, just how emotionally detached would they have to be? It would seem they'd have to be extremely so, .... #
02:08 ....all your family and friends would be dead. You'd see countless wars and suffering. Immortality would probably suck hard. #
02:27 @fortyseven This is what happens when you stay awake after taking migraine meds. Full on insanity. #
02:29 I'm supposed to be able to see the shuttle from my house. Window is LESS than a minute. I'll be lucky if I catch it, but Ima try. #
03:55 Oh Em Gee. Universal's making it's big Wizarding World of Harry Potter announcement on my BIRTHDAY. *bounces* #
15:26 @drnigelc It's gonna be awhile before I'm able to do it, but I was all over that website last night. :D #
18:01 Ever wanted to tell your boss to go fuck him/herself? Just curious. #
18:18 @kessho That Godric scene was gutwrenching. #
19:17 @drnigelc This person really isn't a jerk. Just thinks they know everything. Which is impossible. #
19:18 @Asta77 Hmm. Maybe "Stick your head in a meat grinder, dude?" #
19:19 @wendilynnmakeup Careful. That guy will stop your ability to do make-up and make you forget your twitter password. #
20:05 Gonna watch Glee, which I DVRed last night. #
20:29 So much for watching Glee. Because Jackson is so fucking stupid, they put their FOX shows on another channel at 7 o clock despite the sc ... #
20:29 .....schedule saying otherwise. #
21:03 @mari_ness Thank you. Will watch online. :) #

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